supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

Ramona Flowers:
What kind of tea do you want?

Scott Pilgrim:
There’s more than one kind?

Ramona Flowers:
We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and… earl grey.

Scott Pilgrim:
Did you make some of those up?

Scott Pilgrim vs. the world
etall:

visiting a friend

etall:

visiting a friend

fyeahsailormoon:

セーラーヴィーナス

sweetguts:

kaible:

sizvideos:

Video

"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

The sun, whose rays
Are all ablaze
With ever-living glory,
Does not deny
His majesty
He scorns to tell a story!
He don’t exclaim,
“I blush for shame,
So kindly be indulgent.”
But, fierce and bold,
In fiery gold,
He glories all effulgent!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
Observe his flame,
That placid dame,
The moon’s Celestial Highness;
There’s not a trace
Upon her face
Of diffidence or shyness:
She borrows light
That, through the night,
Mankind may all acclaim her!
And, truth to tell,
She lights up well,
So I, for one, don’t blame her!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We’re very wide awake,
The moon and I!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We’re very wide awake,
The moon and I!
W. S. Gilbert, Arthur Sullivan
The sun whose rays are all ablaze
I’m a quiet person. I spend time observing, not speaking.
Norman Reedus  (via screamoy)
Went to see the great Agnes Obel yesterday and it was such an amazing show. There’s something truly magical about a big stage that has just a couple of instruments on it, some lights and a bunch of people who are so talented they can fill a whole building with their music, and, even more, with their soul.

Went to see the great Agnes Obel yesterday and it was such an amazing show. There’s something truly magical about a big stage that has just a couple of instruments on it, some lights and a bunch of people who are so talented they can fill a whole building with their music, and, even more, with their soul.

This is one of the most wonderful songs I’ve ever heard in my life. It’s mysterious, and magical, and beautiful, and haunting.

Our little Teddy is just amazingly cute <3

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.